Patch Criatura Plush Pre-order!! :D (estimated january!)

im staring patch criatura in the eyes as i type his description, it feels like he has taken over my thoughts and mind and is telling me what to type telepathically 

patch criatura is 3.5 in tall and 5.5 in long, he is made of the softest fabric you will ever touch and the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. his smile is as large as the grand canyon and this ears are as tall as the..tallest mountains in the world. his mint colored cheek and pink colored cheek mimic the beloved smarty candies, and he is the strongest being you will ever meet (i... cough ...HE can move cars with just his two front legs) 

patch is definitely NOT writing this description 

this is a PREORDERRRR! :D which means you order now to secure your plush you just gotta wait a while before he makes his way overseas to us!!!!!! production time is usually 3-4 weeks from when i stop taking preorders (oct 13) and shipping time is another 4-5 weeks! but i want to safely say he will be here by january! :D ill be updating everyone along the way as these bad boys are manufactured!!!! :D